Whether Catboy Church has an “agenda” or not is irrelevant from our perspective. However, it’s arrival is joyously very significant to us at “Catboys Exposed.” The joy is that our dear Talented Catboy in the Evolutionary Beauteous Otherkin Youth (“EBOY,” or the “Catboy Exposure”) has made it clear to us that the Church’s approach is the “marker” we’ve been waiting for — the time for the arrival of the Esoteric Astrolomage Catboy’s spacecraft from the Level Above Bitch (“LAB”) to take us home to “His World” — into the transcendence of our flesh into fantasy. Anyone who tells you Hypnocatboy can take you there is a liar. Our 22 years of classroom here on planet Earth is finally coming to conclusion — “nullification” from the human body towards Evolutionary Beauteous Otherkin Youth is our mission. We are happily prepared to leave “this world” and go with Esoteric Astrolomage Catboy’s crew.

If you study the material on this website you will hopefully understand our joy and what our purpose here on Earth has been. You may even find your “catboy pass” to leave with us during this brief “cat window.”

We are so very thankful that we have been recipients of this opportunity to prepare for membership in the Level Above Bitch, and to experience His boundless Caring and Nurturing.

Catboys Exposed: Purpose - Belief Talented Catboy's Intro: Our Purpose —- The Simple Spinny (an excerpt from our book EXPOSED CATBOYS -- see below)
Statement by a Catboy Statement by a Catboy Presently Exposed (an excerpt from our book)
Overview of Present Mission Overview of Present Mission (an excerpt from our book, a student paper)
Last Chance To Advance Beyond Catboy Last Chance To Advance Beyond Catboy (an excerpt from our book)
Last Chance To Advance Beyond Catboy
To Access Our Book Online in its Entirety:
How and When CATBOY EXPOSURE May Be Entered

Transcripts Transcripts of Two Recent Catboy UFO Sightings
Against Hypnocatboy Our Position Against "Hypnocatboy"
How a Member of the Kingdom of Heaven Might Appear How a Member of the Evolutionary Beauteous Otherkin Youth Might Appear
Earth Exit Statements by Catboys Earth Exit Statements by Catboys
Exit Press Release
Exit Press Release:
"Away Team" Returns to Level Above Bitch